(And as always, this week's Eulogy is performed by The Ever Loving Harold)
Pearl was a woman of great wisdom
Who always had a plan for the occasion
Of Noble Birth, Beauty and Heart
She at first was quite the sport
(Of Harmonia that is!)
She excelled in all her passions
And she fit all the world's fashions
But one day she felt a knot
And quite soon after she caused quite the riot!
With friends such as Damien, Jonah and Luther
she declared "Harmonia must fall!"
She raised a great army for liberty
the foundation of such unity
And indeed, with the Union Army
She did much for her land
But as she has now fallen
now too will others will rise
So lament the fall of Pearl
Lament the fall of her grace
But do not lament the death of the union
for it does riseth ever greater than before
Do not compare it to a phoenix
for there is no death in this army
Rally around the image of Pearl
Rally around the passion of Pearl
Rally around the injustice of her death
And Rally around Kuarjav!
Together we shall rise
Together we shall fight
Together we shall win!
For everlasting glory!
But she isn't dead yet.....
ReplyDeleteHarold is a sad, sad pessimist.
ReplyDeleteOr a Kuarjav optimist!
ReplyDeleteShe;'s not dead yet! .... yet.... MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I mean, what?
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